COMEDY MESSAGES

1. A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tellsher that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.==================================

2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD, After Marriage - Drinkwhenever you are HAPPY==================================

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication:1. Tele-Phone2. Tele-Vision3. Tell to WomanNeed still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.==================================

4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not theirfriends.==================================

5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and BestWoman.Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.Moral: BE SPECIFIC==================================

6. Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through aforest.They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says: we shouldKILL him.Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says: No, wewill just throw him away from our path.Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we areFOUR.==================================

7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing inyour life.If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in yourlife.==================================

8. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.Answer : On their MARRIAGE.==================================

9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free youfrom Darkness.Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY theELECTRICITY BILL.==================================

10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the sameMistake.